I honestly HATE the church that my dad is forcing me to attend. This place is more brain washing than preaching. They say that they’re nondenominational, but then turn around and claim Pentecostal. It’s just trippy. For the past two weeks in Sunday school, the dude has been damning the…
Three days grace is a pretty good band. They make something called “music” that a lot of people can relate to.
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
